[The KG9 Kid]

"... You thought all Zoroastrians looked like Dorab Daruwalla from Mumbai's Dadar Parsi Colony. You thought conversion were never allowed in Zoroastrianism."

Yep, that's exactly what I thought. Took the words right out of my mouth.

... I think.

[ModelBreaker]

Yep, that's exactly what I thought. Took the words right out of my mouth.

You gotta admit. It was one of the all time great lead paragraphs from any newspaper article anywhere.