I know a guy named Barrister James Ontooga who has $25 million he wants to smuggle out of the country and share with me
You're a lucky man. We all know NIGERIAN contacts are a scam, but I see no reason not to believe a fella from Niger. They seem on the up and up.
Owl_Eagle
(If what I just wrote makes you sad or angry,
it was probably sarcasm)