Pa-Ching!
1 posted on
09/27/2005 5:00:10 PM PDT by
xcamel
To: xcamel
So, Acme Asteroid Movers gets the contract, and changes the asteroid from hitting Cleveland into hitting New York.
A lawyer's dream.
2 posted on
09/27/2005 5:04:27 PM PDT by
Izzy Dunne
(Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
To: xcamel
just use all the hot air coming from the dems. That will deflect any asteroid or alien invasion.
3 posted on
09/27/2005 5:09:59 PM PDT by
MAD-AS-HELL
(Put a mirror to the face of the republican party and all you'll see is a Donkey.)
To: xcamel
"It's clear from geological records that the Earth has been impacted in the past by large objects"Maybe some Ex-lax would help.
To: xcamel
First we need to find them and track them. I always get a kick of the stories that talk about the "close call" from an object that was observed AFTER it passed by the earth.
5 posted on
09/27/2005 5:15:58 PM PDT by
geopyg
(Ever Vigilant, Never Fearful)
To: xcamel
the Earth has been impacted in the past by large objects
6 posted on
09/27/2005 5:18:26 PM PDT by
NCjim
(The more I use Windows, the more I love UNIX)
To: xcamel
Why am I reminded of the joke about "What do the starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common?"
7 posted on
09/27/2005 5:19:42 PM PDT by
XEHRpa
To: xcamel
Esa's Don Quijote mission will consist of two spacecraft: Hidalgo and Sancho. The former craft will smash into an asteroid named Apophis, which is expected to make its closest pass by the Earth in 2029, when it will be only 32,000km away.I hope these Euroweenies know what they're doing. If they mistakenly nudge the asteroid into Earth's orbit.......I hope it lands on Paris or Berlin.
8 posted on
09/27/2005 5:19:45 PM PDT by
Godebert
To: xcamel
British scientists are set to go where only Bruce Willis has gone before: chasing after asteroids on a collision course with Earth. It was a comet. It was a stupid movie, too. They put a mountain near VA Beach so this kid and one girl could motorcycle up it and survive. I mean, one minute they're on the peninsula, but when the wave hits 20 minutes later they're somewhere in the Great Smokies. Huh?
9 posted on
09/27/2005 5:32:22 PM PDT by
VadeRetro
(Liberalism is a cancer on society. Creationism is a cancer on conservatism.)
To: xcamel
Thank God the Brits are wasting money on this so we won't have to.
To: xcamel
In a three-year £300,000 study Money well spent, as long as no Louisiana politicians are involved.
To: xcamel
Eventually it will happen:
20 posted on
09/27/2005 7:27:44 PM PDT by
TheLion
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