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To: Sloth

consider two white males washing their hands in the men's room.

Ah, but if there are two, hands get washed. Should there be one, alone, no washing takes place.

16 posted on 10/19/2005 9:09:47 AM PDT by AbeKrieger (Islam is the virus that causes al-Qaeda.)

To: AbeKrieger

Ah, but if there are two, hands get washed. Should there be one, alone, no washing takes place.

This is like the old joke about baptists (hope this doesn't get Us in trouble with the Political Commissariat (PC):

If One wants to go fishing and drink half the beer, take along a Baptist. If One wants to go fishing and drink ALL the beer, take along TWO Baptists.

27 posted on 10/19/2005 10:29:07 AM PDT by ichabod1 (No Retreat! Trap The Rats or Face The Base -- Your Choice, Congress)

To: AbeKrieger

Ah, but if there are two, hands get washed. Should there be one, alone, no washing takes place.

And if it's in San Francisco, they wash each others hands.

38 posted on 10/19/2005 11:33:46 AM PDT by FreedomCalls (It's the "Statue of Liberty," not the "Statue of Security.")

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