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1 posted on 12/29/2005 11:26:41 AM PST by iPod Shuffle
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To: iPod Shuffle

OK, here comes the Uranus jokes. Take it away...


2 posted on 12/29/2005 11:27:33 AM PST by rhombus
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To: Two Thirds Vote Aye

Thought you might be interested in this, Roc. I'm shortening your nickname :-)


3 posted on 12/29/2005 11:28:01 AM PST by Peach (The Clintons pardoned more terrorists than they ever captured or killed.)
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To: iPod Shuffle

Did they detect any Klingons on Uranus?


4 posted on 12/29/2005 11:29:38 AM PST by dfwgator
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To: iPod Shuffle


Won't "tiddy bowl" fix that?


7 posted on 12/29/2005 11:30:59 AM PST by in hoc signo vinces ("Houston, TX...a waiting quagmire for jihadis.")
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To: iPod Shuffle
Have you found Uranus yet?
No.
Try looking 19 arcminutes from Theta Capricorni.
Ha ha ha!

8 posted on 12/29/2005 11:31:27 AM PST by evets (God bless president Bush!)
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To: iPod Shuffle

Gee, I can see this is gonna get real high brow.

Owl_Eagle

"You know, I'm going to start thanking
the woman who cleans the restroom in
the building I work in.  I'm going to start
thinking of her as a human being"

-Hillary Clinton
(Yes, she really said that
Peggy Noonan
The Case Against Hillary Clinton, pg 55)

9 posted on 12/29/2005 11:31:39 AM PST by End Times Sentinel (In Memory of my Dear Friend Henry Lee II)
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I thought Web Hubbell was out of prison........


10 posted on 12/29/2005 11:32:02 AM PST by Red Badger (And he will be a wild man; his hand will be against every man, and every man's hand against him)
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12 posted on 12/29/2005 11:32:41 AM PST by ASA Vet (Those who know don't talk, those who talk don't know.)
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To: iPod Shuffle
"I'm going to Uranus--It's a planet--Who knew?"

---------------Timmy Turner's Dad, Fairly Oddparents

14 posted on 12/29/2005 11:33:46 AM PST by Siouxz ( Freepers are the best!!!)
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To: iPod Shuffle

hehe...you said Uranus


19 posted on 12/29/2005 11:37:07 AM PST by jamz
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To: iPod Shuffle

Try wiping better.


21 posted on 12/29/2005 11:38:18 AM PST by RockinRight (The Republicans Suck Less than the Democrats)
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To: iPod Shuffle

How many threads of the "rings around Uranus" are we going to have to endure?


22 posted on 12/29/2005 11:38:31 AM PST by The_Victor (If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
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To: iPod Shuffle
This dust then spreads out into a ring around Uranus

I've heard of ring around the collar, but this?

24 posted on 12/29/2005 11:38:56 AM PST by RockinRight (The Republicans Suck Less than the Democrats)
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To: iPod Shuffle

Please, no pics.


27 posted on 12/29/2005 11:40:00 AM PST by Fester Chugabrew
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28 posted on 12/29/2005 11:40:06 AM PST by Hatteras
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32 posted on 12/29/2005 11:41:07 AM PST by Dallas59 (“You love life, while we love death"( Al-Qaeda & Democratic Party)
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To: iPod Shuffle

Super!

34 posted on 12/29/2005 11:42:53 AM PST by Phantom Lord (Fall on to your knees for the Phantom Lord)
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New rings around your anus! And, able to moon us too!


39 posted on 12/29/2005 11:45:55 AM PST by Road Warrior ‘04 (Kill 'em til they're dead! Then, kill 'em again!)
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When earth's rotation causes us to face URANUS, I can only hope I'm upwind.
40 posted on 12/29/2005 11:46:25 AM PST by Dallas59 (“You love life, while we love death"( Al-Qaeda & Democratic Party)
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"Give me 20 pens. I'll draw rings around Uranus like you won't believe."

45 posted on 12/29/2005 11:48:38 AM PST by SGCOS
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