"You are an ape. Your tail is merely a stub of bones that don't even protrude outside the skin. Your dentition includes not only vestigial canines, but incisors, cuspids, bicuspids, and distinctive molars that come to five points interrupted by a "Y" shaped crevasse. This in addition to all of your other traits, like the dramatically increased range of motion in your shoulder, as well as a profound increase in cranial capacity and disposition toward a bipedal gait, indicates that you are not merely a vertebrate cranial chordate and a tetrapoidal placental mammalian primate, but you are more specifically an ape, and so was your mother before you."
That is comical to me, are you trying to get me to laugh?
A "kind" is a species. Yes, there are many variations of dogs, horses, zebras, mammals, etc., but I still don't believe I am an ape or that an ape can give birth to a human being.
Has that ever been tried? Has a female homo sapien ever been impregnated with ape semen and produced the missling link?
I have no faith in science when it comes to evolution and even the creator of that theory on his death bed took a moment of his last breaths to make sure the world knew that.
I know it.
Speciation is observed. Do you think that there were 40 million animals on the ark? Or have you grown up enough to realise that particular story is nonsense anyway?
Yes, there are many variations of dogs, horses, zebras, mammals, etc., but I still don't believe I am an ape or that an ape can give birth to a human being.
Your lack of belief does not affect the definition of the word "ape". Do you believe that you are a mammal? Do you believe that you are a vertebrate? Ape is simply a higher level of taxonomic classification.
That is comical to me, are you trying to get me to laugh?
I am glad that taxonomy amuses you.
Has that ever been tried? Has a female homo sapien ever been impregnated with ape semen...
Yes, my wife has successfully produced offspring twice, using the ape semen that I produce
..and produced the missling link?
Your comic book notions of biology would be touching if they didn't represent wilful ignorance. Why would you expect to get a "missing link" from the union of two modern species. Ligers and Tigons don't resemble ancestors of tigers or lions. Mules don't resemble ancestors of horses.
I have no faith in science when it comes to evolution
No faith is required. Merely an examination of the evidence. Why do you have no faith in evolution specifically? What is it about the evidence for evolution that you don't find compelling? Be specific.
and even the creator of that theory on his death bed took a moment of his last breaths to make sure the world knew that.
Unfortunately for you, the Lady Hope story is a creationist fabrication.