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Caution!

A Projectile Vomiting Advisory is in effect for the following area(s) -- Free Republic -- until 9:00 P.M. EST Monday. If you are located within the warned area, please exercise extreme caution when reading topics.

A Projectile Vomiting Advisory means conditions are favorable for violent and/or sustained projectile vomiting. Exposure to extreme liberal bias is possible for the viewing area. If you have a heart condition or high blood pressure, please seek shelter immediately.

If you are exposed to heightened levels of Moonbat, remain calm, step away from the computer screen, and procure a vomit receptacle as soon as possible. If vomiting persists for more than 12 hours, gets worse, or is accompanied by swearing fits, listen to two hours of Rush Limbaugh, or read assorted quotes from Ann Coulter.

Again, a Projectile Vomiting Advisory is in effect for -- Free Republic -- until 9:00 P.M. EST Monday due to abnormally high levels of Moonbat.