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Please Zot me!!! Please!!!
Me

Posted on 04/01/2006 6:34:25 AM PST by Avenger

Ok, it has been a real pleasure chatting with everyone here on FR (well, just about everyone anyways) but it's time for me to move on. I've got some work to do that is going to require 110% effort from me for extended period of time and I can't have any distractions whatsoever. I'll stop by from time to time but am afraid if I still have my account I will be tempted to post and then - as is my wont - get into silly, useless debates about things I a) don't really care about, or b) don't know much about. So for this reason I am requesting a ZOT! I don't want a little pansy zot! I want the full on Viking Kitty from Hell ZOT! Incluing beebers, cheese and moose. Bring it on Mods! Come on!!! I know you got it in you. ZOT ME!!! In the name of all that is good and holy...ZOT ME!!! If you don't ZOT me within 10 minutes I'm gonna start posting news stories from Pacifica News or Michael Moore's website! I'm series!!! ZOT ME now DAMMIT!!!

By the way, thank you all for your love and dedication to our country, and also your fellowship over these past several years. My very best wishes to you all.

God bless you all and God Bless America!


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To: Avenger

IBTZ!


41 posted on 04/01/2006 6:42:00 AM PST by Lawdoc (We have met the devil and he is Muslim.)
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To: Avenger

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42 posted on 04/01/2006 6:42:28 AM PST by Bean Counter ("Stout Hearts!")
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To: jdm

That was my first thought as well. First "Police-assisted suicide"... now this!


43 posted on 04/01/2006 6:42:41 AM PST by Mike-o-Matic
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To: Condor51

"Instead of pleading to be ZOTTED why not take the easier approach and just NOT pay your ISP bill."

But then how would I download my porn? ;-)


44 posted on 04/01/2006 6:42:46 AM PST by Avenger
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To: Avenger
By the way, thank you all for your love and dedication to our country, and
also your fellowship over these past several years. My very best wishes
to you all.


I don't know if we allow suicidal zottings from members in good standing.

Or if we handle inactive members like the Mafia does retires or
Islam does apostates.

Just circle a few dates on your calendar (maybe one each 3 months),
log off, get on with your high-effort work, then check in on JUST those days.

Good luck with your work.
45 posted on 04/01/2006 6:42:59 AM PST by VOA
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To: Avenger

46 posted on 04/01/2006 6:44:02 AM PST by BunnySlippers
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To: Avenger

You're so vain. You probably think this post is about you.


47 posted on 04/01/2006 6:44:07 AM PST by Past Your Eyes (Some people are too stupid to be ashamed.)
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To: Admin Moderator
  Sorry, we mods have turned pacifist, renouncing now and forever the use of zot.

Let me be the first to cite your clever attempt at an April 1st ploy ;-)

48 posted on 04/01/2006 6:44:28 AM PST by Mike-o-Matic
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To: Avenger

mods, whatever you do, don't zot him.


49 posted on 04/01/2006 6:44:32 AM PST by MonroeDNA (Look for the union label--on the bat crashing through your windshield!)
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To: Avenger
Oh, let her post! LET HER POST! That'll be great!

But let me head over to Starbucks for my daily fix first! ;-)

50 posted on 04/01/2006 6:44:50 AM PST by RepoGirl ("That boy just ain't right..." Hank Hill)
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To: Avenger

It's April first you (expletive deleted), any other day and I might just believe you, then you announce that you don't have any control when it comes to FR, so what else is new? Such a ZOT would be a waste of the precious pussies power. I would suggest rather than this silly zotopus, you take a hammer to your keyboard and mouse, thus saving the computer for when you return, which of course will be a few moments from now. I've got money on it.


51 posted on 04/01/2006 6:45:18 AM PST by wita (truthspeaks@freerepublic.com)
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To: Avenger

Ok, you have all made me feel so special that I have decided to stay! Aren't you all so happy about that? :-)


52 posted on 04/01/2006 6:45:35 AM PST by Avenger
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To: Avenger

...I love you, man...


53 posted on 04/01/2006 6:45:52 AM PST by RaceBannon ((Prov 28:1 KJV) The wicked flee when no man pursueth: but the righteous are bold as a lion.)
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To: Avenger
If you don't ZOT me within 10 minutes I'm gonna start posting news stories
from Pacifica News or Michael Moore's website!


If you post really good profiles in liberal hypocrisy from those (and any
other) sources...you'll probably never be zotted.
More likely you'll be enshrined in The Freeper Hall of Fame.
54 posted on 04/01/2006 6:45:55 AM PST by VOA
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To: Avenger

Good luck with your work. I know exactly what you mean, being overloaded sucks.


55 posted on 04/01/2006 6:46:08 AM PST by Michael Goldsberry (Lt. Bruce C. Fryar USN 01-02-70 Laos)
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To: Tijeras_Slim

LOL!!!


56 posted on 04/01/2006 6:46:10 AM PST by RaceBannon ((Prov 28:1 KJV) The wicked flee when no man pursueth: but the righteous are bold as a lion.)
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To: Avenger

Just joking!!! Come on Mods...ZOT me!!!


57 posted on 04/01/2006 6:46:12 AM PST by Avenger
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To: BenLurkin
"Check out" if you like but . . . you can never leave FR.

'Welcome to the Hotel Free Republic'

58 posted on 04/01/2006 6:46:25 AM PST by Riley ("What color is the boathouse at Hereford?")
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To: Avenger

april fools?


59 posted on 04/01/2006 6:46:52 AM PST by Echo Talon
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To: Avenger

Happy April Fools Day ;)


60 posted on 04/01/2006 6:46:54 AM PST by bwteim (Begin With The End In Mind)
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