Jerry Bruckheimer & Michael Bay will sue--count on it! [sarcasm off]
You know, if the asteroid came hurtling in and blew a hole two miles wide and 1 mile deep right where Usama bint Ladin was hunkering down, killing him and his inner circle, the surviving al Qaeda types would (1) blame the asteroid strike on the Great Satan, the United States of America, (2) claim Usama bint Ladin got 144 virgins because he is twice as great a martyr as any other Mohammedan, and (3) call for renewed attacks on anyone not a member of al Qaeda.