My favorite signs were the "POP" signs being carried by the bearded sand monkeys in Somalia, I think.
Peggy Noonan was on FOX a while back wondering if Islam had any clerics, scholars, leaders who were capable of rising to the level of Pope Benedict's theology and engaging in civil discourse.
Are you kidding?
"Primitive" doesn't even come close to describing these low-lives - and their followers are even lower!
You'd have better luck finding an orangutan to chat with about particle physics. Or a carp who knows desert plant physiology.
A "conversation" with a Muslim is about what you get when you throw a shiny nickel into the primate exhibit before feeding time.