[taxesareforever]

I expect at least one day of mourning for the seagulls followed by a lengthy funeral procession. Afterwards, there will be a reception at the nearest diesel pump in order to chastise the nasty diesel.

[TheLion]

The environmental wackos would have really lost it in WW II, when the coasts were covered with oil slicks from the ships Germans were sinking every day.

[Dallas59]

Seagulls are cannibals. They eat their own chicks and will kill and eat cute puppies and kittens if they're near. I kid you not.

[river rat]

Sea Gulls aren't the only creatures in Santa Cruz who move about in a chaotic manner, beg for handouts, bellow in a loud unintelligible chatter and shit all over the place.

The humans there are the far loony left of Kalifornicate.
Their LSD altered minds never recovered from the 60's and their offspring inherited the lunacy.
The presence of UC Santa Cruz only compounds the problems.

One must drive another 10 minutes South to arrive at a respectable, clean, well run and uncluttered beach town.
Capitola.

Semper Fi

[blondee123]

Should I write this guy, I found a dead robin in my pond this summer, might be his next BIG story!

[Right Wing Assault]

Meanwhile, 150 gulls were nailed by cars along our coastline.

[Cementjungle]

I call for an investigation as to why FEMA didn't save those poor seagulls.

[LRS]

Dead Skunk
Loundon Wainwright

Crossin' the highway late last night
He shoulda looked left and he shoulda looked right
He didn't see the station wagon car
The skunk got squashed and there you are!

You got yer
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
You got yer dead skunk in the middle of the road
Stinkin' to high Heaven!

Take a whiff on me, that ain't no rose!
Roll up yer window and hold yer nose
You don't have to look and you don't have to see
'Cause you can feel it in your olfactory

You got yer
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
You got yer dead skunk in the middle of the road
Stinkin' to high Heaven!

Yeah you got yer dead cat and you got yer dead dog
On a moonlight night you got yer dead toad frog
Got yer dead rabbit and yer dead raccoon
The blood and the guts they're gonna make you swoon!
You got yer
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
You got yer dead skunk in the middle of the road
Stinkin' to high Heaven!

C'mon stink!

You got it!
It's dead, it's in the middle
Dead skunk in the middle!
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
Stinkin' to high heaven!
All over the road, technicolor man!
Oh, you got pollution
It's dead, it's in the middle
And it's stinkin' to high, high Heaven

[Red Badger]

We can make diesel out of dead seagulls.............