Although we are in serious danger of hijacking this thread, I'll only say that I am having memories of that parody song:
Round, round, big and round
she's big and round
(beach boys riff)
Coulda been an SUV induced global warming event or a meteor strike or ....
Naw. See, on the Internet they always send ya' ancient history pictures ....
You know...from eons ago when their land masses were at least a 100 lbs lighter!!!
That return it???????
Redd Foxx once said that his 300 lb. wife thought he loved her, 'cause every time she got into bed, he rolled toward her.
It was a joke.