[Jedi Master Pikachu]

Apparently apples weren't made via selective breeding of crab apples during Roman times. They're still a pretty cruddy fruit, though (opinion).

[ReignOfError]

Apparently apples weren't made via selective breeding of crab apples during Roman times. They're still a pretty cruddy fruit, though (opinion).

Have you ever had a real apple? The "delicious" apples sold in supermarkets are the most misnamed fruit ever. They were bred for size, a uniform color and ability to survive a week in a boxcar without bruising -- everything but flavor.

The best apples I've ever had were from roadside stands in the Southern Appalachians. they're small, spotty, and bruise more easily, but boy howdy, do they taste good.