OK, I originally found this on Fark.com where their comment was "The second oldest was found in Wilford Brimleys pants....
1 posted on
03/12/2007 1:05:40 PM PDT by
Kimmers
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To: Kimmers
To: Kimmers
Oh, hell. Here come all the pursuant claims about the positioning of this bone due to global warming.
3 posted on
03/12/2007 1:07:32 PM PDT by
lesko
To: Kimmers
What's Icelandic for "Onion"?
4 posted on
03/12/2007 1:09:06 PM PDT by
American Quilter
(The urge to save humanity is nearly always a cover for the urge to rule. - H. L. Mencken)
To: Kimmers
It's not easy for a walrus to join the mile-high club, but at 285 meters above sea level, I'd say he was doing pretty well.
6 posted on
03/12/2007 1:11:10 PM PDT by
ClearCase_guy
(Enoch Powell was right.)
To: Kimmers
7 posted on
03/12/2007 1:12:03 PM PDT by
null and void
("If you have always done it that way, it is probably wrong." - Charles F. Kettering)
To: Kimmers
"A bone which came from the penis of a walrus (Os penis) was handed over to the Museum in Thorlákshöfn at a special ceremony last weekend,"
Not much to do in Iceland is there.
8 posted on
03/12/2007 1:12:21 PM PDT by
edcoil
(Reality doesn't say much - doesn't need too)
To: Kimmers
"A bone which came from the penis of a walrus"Ok, how do they know this? (no sniggering)
9 posted on
03/12/2007 1:12:27 PM PDT by
Mr. K
(Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help)
To: Froufrou
I detect limitless joke potential.
10 posted on
03/12/2007 1:12:28 PM PDT by
JamesP81
(Eph 6:12)
To: Kimmers
Ya gotta give him credit for climbing that high on hands and knees for some, ..well.... you know what I mean..he must have been a loser, casue there's a lot more on the beach...
Meadow Muffin
15 posted on
03/12/2007 1:15:18 PM PDT by
rwgal
To: SunkenCiv
17 posted on
03/12/2007 1:15:50 PM PDT by
CholeraJoe
("The one with the power to vanquish the Dark Lord shall be born as the seventh month dies.")
To: Kimmers; Millee; carlr; PaulaB; Maximus of Texas; EX52D
Re: A bone which came from the penis of a walrus (Os penis) and is believed to be 10,000 to 12,000 years old, was discovered in a gravel mine by Lambafell in Ölfuss in south Iceland a few weeks ago.
The bone was found at an altitude of 285 meters above sea level. Sigurdsson said it is unprecedented that a bone from a sea animal is discovered at such a high altitude.
Gadzooks... They must have had some powerful Viagra back in them days!
18 posted on
03/12/2007 1:16:48 PM PDT by
Bender2
(If you love the current US Postal Service, vote Democratic and join a union!)
To: Kimmers
Barbara Gudnadóttir....told RÚV that she considered the bone an extraordinary object... Apparently Mr. Gudnadottir needs to consult his doctor about acquiring some "male enhancment."
To: Kimmers
The Baculum is a unique bone found in the penis of most mammals. This bone aids in copulation when mates have only a short encounter and need to perform quickly. The Baculum is sometimes referred to a “hillbilly or mountain man toothpick” and can be utilized as a coffee stirrer. The largest Baculum in the mammal kingdom belongs to the walrus, which can reach a length of 30 inches.http://www.skullsunlimited.com/baculums.html
22 posted on
03/12/2007 1:21:51 PM PDT by
mtbopfuyn
(I think the border is kind of an artificial barrier - San Antonio councilwoman Patti Radle)
To: Kimmers
This is not a mere joke. If this is true, the bone had to have gotten there through a human agency.
It suggests the possibility that the Vikings were not the first settlers of Iceland as we've always been told.
27 posted on
03/12/2007 1:25:35 PM PDT by
Parmenio
To: Kimmers
If you experience an erection lasting 10,000 years or more - just damn.
30 posted on
03/12/2007 1:28:06 PM PDT by
Williams
To: Kimmers
At least the poor sod who probably carved it into a flute didn't know it was a walrus wiener.
If his friends had found out it would be constant, "Hey Thorg. Remember that time Orbo carved a flute out of a walrus's piece and you were like, 'Dude! That's walrus dong'. And he was all 'Brong said it was a whale bone man'. And you were like 'Brong told me it was the walrus's unit! you've been jobbed!'"
33 posted on
03/12/2007 1:29:50 PM PDT by
avg_freeper
(Gunga galunga. Gunga, gunga galunga)
To: Kimmers
?
To: Kimmers
Walrus?
Isn't that like a sea-going moose?
41 posted on
03/12/2007 1:43:04 PM PDT by
SmithL
(si vis pacem, para bellum)
To: Kimmers
Priapism run amuck - BTTT.
43 posted on
03/12/2007 1:47:45 PM PDT by
OB1kNOb
(After 20+ LONG years, a REAL conservative I can support 4 President - DUNCAN HUNTER '08)
To: Kimmers
It would appear the title of this article is missing the 'r' from the end of the 3rd word.
44 posted on
03/12/2007 1:50:04 PM PDT by
dmz
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