Well, that settles it. Global warming is going to kill us all unless we pay all our money to the UN, and stop driving cars, heating homes, etc. All new global warming houses built from this point on must be dug in the ground with a spade. No wood allowed. No cement- Nothing, except a few hay bales.
I don’t know about the rest of you’s, but I’m way head of the game, and have ordered 4000 omish carriages. Just you wait and see, I’m way ahead of the rush, and will be the biggest Omish Cart dealer in the western plains. I’ll be able to set my own price and make a fortune, and because I have all the omish busy making carts for me, none of you will be able to order any from them until my order is filled first, which will take them at least 36 years. One cart a week is as fast as they can build them.
So, when you decide it’s time for your cart,come on down to Western plains Omish cart sales and service. Best prices anywhere.
Rather than sacrifice our cars to the gods of global warming, why don’t we go back to sacrificing virgins?