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1 posted on 04/09/2007 2:38:29 PM PDT by blam
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GGG Ping.

‘Venus’ Figurines in Prehistoric Europe: The Emergence of Art and Belief


2 posted on 04/09/2007 2:40:05 PM PDT by blam
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" . . . to today's skeletal catwalk strutters foisted on us by women and poofter fashion designers."

Oooops. Bob Brockie's off to rehab.

3 posted on 04/09/2007 2:42:56 PM PDT by Zuben Elgenubi
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These days a red-blooded man can lose all respectability by admitting to a penchant for well-endowed women.

What is this guy, crazy?

5 posted on 04/09/2007 2:44:22 PM PDT by ElkGroveDan (When toilet paper is a luxury, you have achieved communism.)
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Larry Flyntstone.


7 posted on 04/09/2007 2:45:55 PM PDT by Erasmus (This tagline on sabbatical.)
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A minute on the Internet will reveal about a million adult sites displaying beckoning super-curvy ladies with acres of arched backs and Paleolithic backsides.

Can't we just be in-between? I don't want to be skeletal or Rubenesque.
8 posted on 04/09/2007 2:46:15 PM PDT by Xenalyte (Anything is possible when you don't understand how anything happens.)
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Decidedly callipygian.


9 posted on 04/09/2007 2:47:38 PM PDT by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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Reminds me of “Eaters of the Dead” or the movie based on that book, “The 13th Warrior”. The bad guys all had these figurines.


13 posted on 04/09/2007 2:51:13 PM PDT by rednesss
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:singing:

“Fat-Bottomed Girls, you make the rockin’ world go ‘round!”


15 posted on 04/09/2007 2:52:02 PM PDT by Old Sarge (+ /_\)
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I swear Mom, I was carving a tool, not a stylized big breasted woman!

19 posted on 04/09/2007 2:56:11 PM PDT by operation clinton cleanup
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Any better suggestions

I have a better suggestion. when language was primative and probably unintelligible between even proximate tribes, roving bands of men carried items that they could use as a form of sign language. A cylindrical rock could be used to show that he was seeking beer, a flat, round rock could ask if there was somewhere close by where he might get a pizza, and the woman-shape might have asked if there might be any frisky females around.

20 posted on 04/09/2007 2:57:05 PM PDT by jdub
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They're known as Palaeolithic Venuses...

Why aren't they known as Paleolithic Helen Thomas with bag on head?

21 posted on 04/09/2007 2:57:41 PM PDT by highlander_UW (I don't know what my future holds, but I know Who holds my future)
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Caveman porn.

That's all it was.

22 posted on 04/09/2007 2:58:36 PM PDT by Lazamataz (God: Always, In All Ways.)
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“with over- sized buttocks, long straight or arched trunks, small or missing breasts, and no heads, arms or feet.”
Statues of my ex-wife?


26 posted on 04/09/2007 3:06:02 PM PDT by Dr. Bogus Pachysandra ("Don't touch that thing")
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Baby got back.
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27 posted on 04/09/2007 3:07:48 PM PDT by mkjessup (Rudy Giuliani '08!! -- "an aborted fetus in every pot, and no guns in any garage!!!")
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ping


31 posted on 04/09/2007 3:13:56 PM PDT by windcliff
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A couple thousand years from now, someone will dig up a mudflap girl and wonder what it was for.


32 posted on 04/09/2007 3:13:57 PM PDT by Kirkwood
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Any better suggestions?

Token good for one free "go" at neolithic brothel chain

34 posted on 04/09/2007 3:15:37 PM PDT by SauronOfMordor (<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymLJz3N8ayI">Open Season</a> rocks)
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Junk in the trunk.


35 posted on 04/09/2007 3:15:48 PM PDT by 6SJ7
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They've looooooooong been recognized as fertility figures.

...chipped in flint...

Proof the author is an idiot.

39 posted on 04/09/2007 3:25:48 PM PDT by Tinian
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Cro-magnun man

Neanderthal man

Bodankadonk man


44 posted on 04/09/2007 3:38:19 PM PDT by Larry Lucido (Hunter-Thompson '08)
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