Neanderthals went extinct ‘cause they was ugly.
All the cave girls wanted to make out with them there pretty-looking Cro-Magnum type guys without the bulging forehead and curved back, and the ugly Neanderthals couldn’t get dates.....
Plus, the Cro-Mag’s probably could speak, and wiped out the Nead’s by coordinating attacks and defenses.
I thought NT didn’t have curved backs — that was a mistake made b/c the early complete skelton of a NT was an old man.
Double Nah.
Neanderthals went extinct because the Paleo-Conservatives didn’t pay attention to Global Warming and all the glaciers melted and drowned them.
Heavier bones—couldn’t swim.
Too bad.