That begs the obvious question; Why did the chicken cross the ocean?
Reminds me of a friend’s variation of the old joke:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
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To lick the lady’s leg!
Or the David Mamet-esque version:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
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Because the road crossed the chicken!
I thought everybody knew the chicken crossed to road to avoid the bullies.
Didn’t work, though, since they had already seen him, so chased him down, and plucked him anyway.