[bikerMD]

Scientists who probed two kilometers (1.2 miles) through a Greenland glacier to recover the oldest plant DNA on record said Thursday the planet was far warmer hundreds of thousands of years ago than is generally believed.

Flintstones, Meet the Flintstones
They're the modern stone-age family
From the town of Bedrock
They're a page right out of history

Let's ride with the family down the street
Through the courtesy of Fred's SUV
When you're with the Flinstones
Have a yabba dabba doo time
A dabba doo time
You'll have a gay old time

[Nervous Tick]

So THAT’S what the evil SUVs looked like back then! Of course! It HAD to be SUVs!