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It rymes with Rovians!!!! I knew it, Jupiter is a neoconservative, right-wing Christian theocon conspiracy to advance a busthitler police state!!!

We need to stop the neo-jovian menace!!! We can do this by instituting a “fairness doctrine” to ensure those evil VRWC (tm) fascists do not question us like they do man-made global warming (established without a doubt by Hollywood and Gore). They need to respect leftist free-speech and we cannot allow them to speak and spread their lies. We need to then institute a total gun ban to disarm the conservatives. We need even more welfare and government funding for midnight basketball and Islamic footbaths at universities since the Islamics are much better at understanding the cosmos as they worship a lunar god. We then need to “re-educate” the conservatives until they understand that the neo-Jovian threat is bad and must be destroyed (without nuclear weapons of course).

Then we will unilaterally invade Pakistan if they harbor a neo-Jovian (forget this Coalition of 30+ countries Bushitler “unilaterally” invaded iraq with).

/Sarcasm (Like that was not apparent)

Actually, I think 85% of what I wrote above would fly without question at Kos or DU....