[SteveMcKing]

Americans of Italian descent like the writer of this column would have never had their answer to Saint Patrick's Day.
 

Bite me. Go back to Italy, Ireland, Mars or where ever the hell you're from.

ITALIANS changed their own names in coming here- not "historians".

And the great majority of green-clad drunks who you see on St. Patrick's Day aren't even Irish. The ones who truly loved their country stayed there.

The rest of them knew "suck" when they saw it, and never looked back on that decrepit old country.

[decimon]

ITALIANS changed their own names in coming here- not "historians".

The two Italians named did that? Didn't know the Aztecs kept a registry.

One word...humor.

[art_rocks]

Are you trying to cut the number of my drinking holidays?

Mrs art_rocks, “Hold myah beer.”