Warm air is not as dense as cold air, and therefore is less of a defense against meteors. I have just sent a check to Al Gore’s Carbon Offset Universal Global Haven COUGH), with some of the proceeds earmarked for the Carbon Offset Organization, Ltd. (COOL).
I’ve decided to grow trees on some vacant property of mine to earn carbon credits. I’m calling it the Carbon Reclamation Absorption Project. Would you like to make a donation to CRAP?