Near Earth Asteroid.
We must treat NEAs in the same manner as the French treat snails. We should consume them.
No, I don’t mean we EAT THEM! I recommend asteroid mining, and soon. Those suckers are PeGgyMaEs - Platinum Group Metal “motherlodes”. One peggymae NEA is equal in value to the annual gross Global income (one hell of a lot ‘a moola).
At present we have the technology, and lord knows, we have to get rid of those hazards. Right?
The NEA (National Education Association) is applying to the NEA (National Endowment for the Arts) for money to do a documentary on NEAs (Near Earth Asteroids). The only conclusion is that anything with the initials NEA is extremely dangerous.