[Bender2]

This just in... Kent Brockman reporting. Speaking on the flap over one of his supporters calling Hillary Clinton a 'Bitch'--

Senator John McCain... said, "D'oh!"

He then explained he thought... the supporter has said Hillary was a 'Witch.'

"I've know bitches all my life," says... Mr. Peabody, "And Hillary is one!"

On vacation in Crawford, Texas... President Bush had no comment.

Yet in an undisclosed place... Vice President Cheney said he found Hillary to be a little bitchy.

Secretary of State Condi Rice... agreed.

Formmer President Clinton said... "I like to screw interns, but I never called then bitches!"

Actor Leslie Nielsen, who played President Baxter Harris... in Scary Movie 4 said, "There goes that duck again!"

Film... at 11!

[girlscout]

I liked this reply found in the CNN comments section:

"A B-word which rhymes with witch.” ?

Oooohhhh...McCain is finished.

He could end up in H-E- double toothpicks.(snicker)

Well I guess McCain has lost the CNN newsroom employee vote.

I think Sanchez is the S-word that rhymes with Cupid and a J-word that rhymes with perk.He is obviously a Hillary S-word that rhymes with reporter and his whole segment was the d-word that rhymes with plum.