We just need to put a stop to this. Volcanoes are illegal! We dont like them, so they should not exist! Volcanoes are a violation of my living constitutional rights!
I demand the right to live a volcanic ash free life!
Someone needs to organize a music concert to raise awareness against volcanoes!
Did you hear that rethuglicans want to give volcanoes an unfair tax break?
But, the volcanoes that come from across the border are ok. Illegal volcanoes, doing the erupting that American volcanoes wont do!
Racist.