Of course, it can all be traced back to Global Mating. As Mt. Everest continues to grow, it's only to be expected that an attractive neighboring planet might start responding. Saturn's rings are a sure sign that she's lubricated and ready to go. Unless we fill up the Grand Canyon with salt peter immediately, there's no telling what might happen. Since the military industrial complex and the powers elite will never destroy such a lucrative tourist atraction, we'll have only ourselves to blame if it's as you heard, and in the stars that next year we collide with Mars, Saturn, or even the Moon.
Furthermore, Global Mating can be directly traced to Global Warming. As the rain becomes warmer, it can no longer quell the Earth's manly urges with cold showers, because the rain is warmer. That is why Mt. Everest is growing.
To: Eleutheria5
If there's shrinkage problems there is no mating.
Don't scientists watch "Seinfeld" reruns?
2 posted on
03/19/2008 6:22:47 PM PDT by
Tanniker Smith
(I kid because I love . . . and I loved and now have kids.)
To: Eleutheria5
Global Mating?! It’s the end!! We’re screwed!
To: Eleutheria5
4 posted on
03/19/2008 6:23:55 PM PDT by
Mercat
(If anyone considers himself religious and yet does not keep a tight rein on his tongue)
To: Eleutheria5
Bush’s fault! Eeeeevil Republicans driving SUVs!!! Dare I say irrefutable proof of man-made Global Warming!!
5 posted on
03/19/2008 6:24:18 PM PDT by
coloradan
(The US is becoming a banana republic, except without the bananas - or the republic.)
To: Eleutheria5
Anybody seen the Goracle lately? There's got to be SOMETHING that we can do about this! Hrumpf! Hrumpf!
Algore! Pick up a house phone!
7 posted on
03/19/2008 6:25:06 PM PDT by
FlingWingFlyer
("Global warming" CAUSES global cooling? Sounds like globaloney to me.)
To: Eleutheria5
I hope this is localized and that Uranus is not involved. Because that would just be wrong.
To: Slings and Arrows
Shrinkage and mating.... if it was just Uranus it would be a triple play.
10 posted on
03/19/2008 6:26:26 PM PDT by
OSHA
(The best NY Dems can do is #9?)
To: Eleutheria5
Well it is cold on Mt. Everest and it’s really cold around Saturn, so I can see shrinkage being a problem.
13 posted on
03/19/2008 6:29:47 PM PDT by
ElkGroveDan
(When you choose the lesser of two evils, you still have evil.)
To: Eleutheria5
Al Gore will be outraged that we’re messing up Saturn, too.
17 posted on
03/19/2008 6:38:56 PM PDT by
popdonnelly
(Get Reid. Salazar, and Harkin out of the Senate.)
To: Eleutheria5
22 posted on
03/19/2008 7:06:48 PM PDT by
SIDENET
(Hubba Hubba...)
To: Eleutheria5
Shrinkage. Getting old is a bitch, even for Saturn.
To: Eleutheria5
Could be a cosmic pervert (better watch Uranus closely).
Above all, change is bad and should not be allowed. Environmentalists insist on a static universal reality.
24 posted on
03/19/2008 7:22:46 PM PDT by
Migraine
(Diversity is great...(until it happens to YOU).)
To: Eleutheria5
25 posted on
03/19/2008 7:36:20 PM PDT by
wastedyears
(More Maiden coming up in a few months!)
To: Eleutheria5
Planet #9 was getting a little "ring" on the side?
-PJ
28 posted on
03/19/2008 7:59:40 PM PDT by
Political Junkie Too
(Repeal the 17th amendment -- it's the "Fairness Doctrine" for Congress!)
To: Eleutheria5
Obligatory “Bush’s fault” and “dam global warming” comment.
/sarc
29 posted on
03/19/2008 8:45:34 PM PDT by
DustyMoment
(FloriDUH - proud inventors of pregnant/hanging chads and judicide!!)
To: Eleutheria5; 75thOVI; aimhigh; Alice in Wonderland; AndrewC; aragorn; aristotleman; ...
Note: this topic is from March 19, 2008. I'm outta the loop.
Thanks Eleutheria5!
32 posted on
07/26/2009 8:24:50 PM PDT by
SunkenCiv
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