Quick!
We must implement global socialism and tax the American capitalist pigs heavily in order to alleviate this coming...
(is it Ice Age or Global Warming? oh... nevermind, doesn’t matter)
CRISIS!
Precisely. It’s Climate Change, and no matter which way it changes socialism is the answer. Also if it stays the same.
thank god i got a gas guzzling suv....i can put more greenhouse gases into the atmosphere, and am happily doing my part to prevent the upcoming ice age