[BGHater]

‘When buried, the dead man was weighed down with two big stones, one on his chest and the other on his head.’

Vampire ping. Not Hillary related.

[Sgt Joe Friday 714]

No good can come from this!

[swatbuznik]

Well, gee, the first big mistake in vampire movies is OPENING THEIR GRAVES!!!!

Anyway, I think the vampire on the loose is Barack (even sounds like an old world vampire name). And being affected by sunlight was a movie fabrication, so it’s no surprise seeing him walk around in the daytime.

[bcsco]

"Listen! De children of de night. What music dey make".

- From Dracula

Maybe this guy couldn't carry a tune...

[agere_contra]

In other news: Radko Sedlacek’s corpse was found floating down the Danube, totally drained of blood.

[weegee]

a 4000-year-old grave in Mikulovice, east Bohemia, with remains of what might have been considered a vampire at the time

She doesn't look a day over 2,000.

[Slings and Arrows]

"You damn kids get off of my lawn!"

[TheWasteLand]

When buried, the dead man was weighed down with two big stones

Do all vampires have big stones?

[BibChr]

Did he look like this?

Because if he did, I think I know who could take care of him.

[derllak]

I know you’ve got a stake in this, sucker! Tell me it isn’t true! :)

[kromike]

John Kerry sleeps in a grave? How very “Lurch” of him...

[wolfcreek]

What happen to a stake through the heart or exposer to sunlight?

[Sacajaweau]

The police “staked” the place out first...The mirror image of the vampire is posted below.

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[Snickering Hound]

[Slings and Arrows]

Who wants to go on a stakeout?

[WorkingClassFilth]

Nowadays, nobody really believes in all that weird old vampire stuff. These days, we’re much more sophisticated. We just call them Democrats and accept them for the blood-sucking, walking evil zombies that they are.

[RightWhale]

Amateurs. The head would have been removed and put in place backwards so the vampire would tend to go away should it rise from the grave.

[xJones]

I dunno, my trust in Hollywood movies feels so.....violated!

Vampires were killed with wooden stakes through the heart or you could drag them out into the sunlight. Crosses and garlic would drive them away. Stones had abosolutely nothing to do with it!

Does this mean that the Wolfman could have been killed with something else not involving silver? Did Frankenstein always have to burn to death, or get buried in ice? And what about The Mummy? Is it really necessary to have a golden book written in hieroglyphics and someone that can actually speak ancient Eygptian to get rid of him?

[HungarianGypsy]

I have begun to suspect that vampires are really just anemics owho have been taking St. John’s Wort.

[Conspiracy Guy]

“When buried, the dead man was weighed down with two big stones, one on his chest and the other on his head.”

Mick and Keith?