[IDontLikeToPayTaxes]

When women talk, they get the same chemical reaction in their brains as a heroine addict. That's why women blab blab blab BLAB so much - they're just getting high.

I'm convinced that's why cell phones are so popular these days. Women don't use them to talk necessarily, they use them to get high. A cell phone to a woman is like a bong to a pothead.

Just my opinion, of course.

[CindyDawg]

My husband has bonded to his cell phone. Does it work for guys too?

[Kaslin]

You obviously don’t have any kids, or ever had any and that might be a good thing