I created a sophisticated computer model based on information from World War I and II, the Cold War, through today, and I found that if I hadn't blown my nose three times on Jan 28, 1977, we would have had over 1,352 nuclear bombs detonated around the world, with three accidentally detonating within their silos without having been fully launched.
My model was unable to determine whose nuclear missiles had mistakenly gone off. However, Nature is reviewing my paper on the matter and I expect it will be a major news article in two months, once published.
Did you use the same tissue three times or a fresh one for each blow?
The difference could drastically change your results.
My model shows that if you used a fresh tissue for each blow the earth would have been deforested and we would be all swimming is mucous.