Reptilian relations of Bush/Cheney aimed their "submission rays" at the Earth. We will all accept the cancellation of the general elections and Bush/Cheney will remain dictators.
Actually Bush-Cheney is one alien reptile that shape-shifts into any human form needed. Elvis even.
So BushCheney shot at us 3 billion years before our solar system even existed and scored a direct hit! Sounds like Cheney’s targeting has improved . . . or deteriorated . . . or improved . . . . Oh, heck, maybe it was a gamma ray shotgun and there are a bunch of fried lawyers in nearby galaxies.