1. Save on Ajax and get a cat to lick your dog clean.
2. Hop on your left to foot to save the shoe leather on your right.
3. Buy fire and flood insurance for only the best rooms in your house.
4. Convince your wife you need a bigger bass boat to provide more seafood.
5. Hunt for meat at the local zoo.
6. Get out of bed only on warm, sunny days to cut down heating costs.
LOL, sergeantdave. Here are a few more....
7. Wash your paper plates and re-use.
8. Drive 50 miles to save 2 cents on a gallon of gas
9. Take a shower with your car at the carwash. (No need to waste water or soap!)
ROFL!!