[KoRn]

I wonder how long before one of those idiot ‘warmers’ say this is somehow the fault of human activity.

[D-fendr]

Get ready for a new tax to move the Ionosphere to “where it should be.”

[Salamander]

"Maaaaan....I can feel it, like, pressing down on me, maaaaan, ya know?
Like it's all this, like weight, maaaan, like The Man is pushing me down an' crushing my freedom, maaaaan, ya know?
It's really, like, freakin' me out....maaaaan."

[shibumi]

"I wonder how long before one of those idiot ‘warmers’ say this is somehow the fault of human activity."

Like, you know, it's because of cancer, man. Cuz like so many people got cancer they all started wearing that SPF stuff on their skin at the beach, you know - and like it reflects the sunrays back into space and like the sun, you know, started thinking that we didn't want the rays no more, so, you know, it like stopped making them and like with no rays, man, there's no ions, man and if there's no ions the there's no sphere to put them in, you know, and so like the ionosphere goes away.....