[Mike-o-Matic]

  Evacuating Yellowstone would never be easy.

Nevermind Yellowstone ... try evacuating 2/3 of North America! If the Yellowstone megavolcano does its thing, as powerfully as it believed that it is capable of doing, then it's pretty much over for 99% of mankind within a year or two, due to darkness and starvation.

Oh well, world's gotta end somehow, I guess. I'll worry more AFTER it happens.

[Rastus]

Samantha Carter will figure out how to stop it.

[WireAndWood]

"If the Yellowstone megavolcano does its thing, as powerfully as it believed that it is capable of doing, then it's pretty much over for 99% of mankind within a year or two, due to darkness and starvation."

Thus, accomplishing in only a couple of years what Islam has been attempting for centuries. Wouldn't that tick off ol' Muhammed?