Posted on 01/05/2009 8:28:55 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
The only thing we have to smear is smear itself!
Zbig also called Joe stupid in an elitist way.
He also left out Arafat not cracking down on terrorists after Israel released over 100 of the scheduled amount of prisoners. Guess what happened next.
Hat, ‘ol chap!!!
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
-43?? Nope, too cold for me. And I don’t mind cold. It’s 33 here, and I’m wearing shorts........and in honor of the big game tonight, my brightly scarlet Ohio State sweatshirt.
I got a new Toyota truck this summer. My 1999 Ford F-250 was getting problematic after about 125000 miles. Looked at them all and wanted to make sure I got a one made in America.
These same lefties would cry and whine if the IDF just dropped one bomb in Gaza after Hamas fired hundreds of missles. “Disproportionate” response is code for “boo-hoo, Israel isn’t allowed to fight back.”
What did Breszinsky just say? “We don’t have a JEW-opoly in the White House?”
I know the communists and jihadis that protested all over this country should be sent to Gaza.
I hate communists and their Nietzsche socialist companions on the hill. Agitation and false compassion. Godless... yet the experts on ‘morals’.
Yes ... that Carter Foreign Policy worked out well, no?
No!! Say it ain’t so?
Problem is anytime you help or aid a terrorist organization they take it as a sign of weakness and start sending rockets over again.
That what I hear too
Ok. How does “Queers for Palestine” equate to “Quit”? I mean I could see “Queepals” or “Quefpine” .
If there were ever a need for women to wear burkas, those queers are poster children.
When will the heads of those who voted for Change and Hope start exploding? Another Clintonista is going to the CIA (we are so screwed) Leon Panetta
Queers for Palestine? WTH? Do these folks even know what the Palestinian proxies in Iran think of them or would do to them if they could?
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Welcome back RUSH! :) =^..^=
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