[wolfcreek]

antitail

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Part of the dust tail of a comet that seems to point, often like a spike, toward the Sun. This rare phenomenon is an illusion caused by the viewing geometry and typically occurs when Earth crosses the plane of a comet’s orbit when the comet is relatively close to the Sun. Under these circumstances, the cometary dust, which lies in a thin sheet and lags behind the comet, may be seen edge-on as an antitail.

If you can’t see ANY tail, does that mean it’s headed straight for you?

[saganite]

If you can’t see any tail you’re in the wrong bar. ;^)

[boomop1]

Sort of like a tornado, if you can't see it moving, kiss your ass goodbye.

[blueplum]

I’m just gonna guess, if one doesn’t see a tail, one is about to experience this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69W8WpU4n1M
(might want to kill the soundtrack)

and so will be kissing one’s own tail goodbye