I’m sure something about “dark comets” can be construed by some folks as racist. LOL
Launch all the politicians...great idea...there is no force of nature that could pass through that gas bag and cause any destruction on Earth. It may mean losing a few pols but, hey, we’ll be at a critical point and someone will have to do something, right?
Make a big dollar-stuffed mattress from the Porkulus proceeds to protect the planet from the nasty comet!!
I was thinking that The Dark Comet would be a great name for a superhero of color.