[qam1]

There is little room for doubt now that sea levels have changed over time. This evidence does not fit with naturalistic theories of origins, which assume that presently observable processes were responsible for all past geologic events. Such an assumption arbitrarily omits the testimony of ancient written records, including the Bible and its account of Noah’s Flood. According to Scripture, the ancient earth was overflowed by water entirely. Thus, at some point, the sea level would have been higher than it is today.

This is a joke, right???

[Caramelgal]

This is a joke, right???

Evidently so because right now I’m ROTFLMAO!

[meadsjn]

This is a joke, right???

No, it's not a joke. The situation is dire. We may not survive the hour. Rescue is not possible; escape is not possible; resistance is futile.

We are under heavy, sustained bombardment from the Creationist Retards on one side and the Environmentalist Retards on the other.

Surrender Now! or forfeit the remainder of your brain cells.

[gleeaikin]

“This is a joke, right?”

No it is not. Many people do not find it hard to believe the word of unknown witnesses from 3,000 years ago, transmitted through various writings which may or may not have been copied accurately, and translated from one language into several others.

The fact that such witnesses were in a part of the world many thousands of miles away from Bermuda or the Himalayas, is totally beside the point in their minds. Actually, if the leather glove which was soaked in blood and then dried, didn’t fit, they had to acquit. (Never mind that it should have been cleaned, reconditioned, and restretched by a knowledgable leather cleaner. In which case it would have fit. Sheesh, people are dumb.)

In school did you ever play the game where someone starts with a sentence, then whispers it to the next person, it goes around through 20 people, and it is amazing what the final sentence turns out to be.