But, it WILL give us enough time to save the planet. IF we ACT NOW. But we must not miss this rare opportunity, so we must move QUICKLY in this EMERGENCY. And, if you act now, we will also sent you this handy Cap & Trade Easy Reference Guide. All 3,976 pages - yours absolutely free, but you must act NOW!
All they're missing is Billy Mays or the Sham Wow! guy, but then they probably know that if they used them, folks would just tune them out. ;o)