1 posted on
05/06/2009 1:08:58 PM PDT by
JDAM2007
To: dead
Your WTF moment for the week.
2 posted on
05/06/2009 1:09:33 PM PDT by
AppyPappy
(If you aren't part of the solution, there is good money to be made prolonging the problem.)
To: JDAM2007
The swim suit competition was particularly close, but we have a winner!
3 posted on
05/06/2009 1:11:23 PM PDT by
Islander7
(If you want to anger conservatives, lie to them. If you want to anger liberals, tell them the truth.)
To: JDAM2007
Please note that Perez Hilton is
not a judge here.
}:-)4
4 posted on
05/06/2009 1:11:48 PM PDT by
Moose4
(Hey RNC. Don't move toward the middle. MOVE THE MIDDLE TOWARD YOU.)
To: JDAM2007
Somehow I doubt Perez Hilton will be a judge of this.
5 posted on
05/06/2009 1:11:49 PM PDT by
pnh102
(Regarding liberalism, always attribute to malice what you think can be explained by stupidity. - Me)
To: JDAM2007
6 posted on
05/06/2009 1:12:06 PM PDT by
Diogenesis
(Igitur qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum)
To: JDAM2007
“Losers will be stoned to death.”
That sounds about right.
9 posted on
05/06/2009 1:14:37 PM PDT by
Cicero
(Marcus Tullius)
To: JDAM2007
Saudi Arabia also has a most beautiful goat competition. I wish I were joking.
To: JDAM2007
Ms Congeniality, Evening Gown and Swimsuit competition was all done at one time to save the contestants embarrassment.
The winners were stoned to death afterwards for being without a male family escort at all times.
There are no plans to hold another pageant next year as there have been no volunteers to compete.
11 posted on
05/06/2009 1:15:32 PM PDT by
Pistolshot
(The Soap-box, The Ballot-box, The Jury-box, And The Cartridge-Box ...we are past 2 of them.)
To: JDAM2007
Here she is Miss Islamis Morals.....
)
To: JDAM2007
My hobbies? Why, yes, I collect stones. I keep them at my father’s house so he won’t worry himself over obtaining any if I one day fail to live up to his morals.
15 posted on
05/06/2009 1:17:16 PM PDT by
bgill
(The evidence simply does not support the official position of the Obama administration)
To: JDAM2007
The number one question asked by the judges of these contestants is: “Do you kill your women relatives, including daughters, if they “dishonor” the family by breaking Sharia law?”. The ones who answer yes move up in position.
16 posted on
05/06/2009 1:18:06 PM PDT by
calex59
To: JDAM2007
The runner-up and a judge.
17 posted on
05/06/2009 1:19:38 PM PDT by
Joiseydude
(Kate Smith - God Bless America http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCavKL2zdjM GREAT visual interpretatio)
To: JDAM2007
Nothing to see here. Move along.
18 posted on
05/06/2009 1:20:57 PM PDT by
ari-freedom
(Fiscal conservatism without social conservatism is dead.)
To: JDAM2007
We joked about this...then it came true.
23 posted on
05/06/2009 1:25:17 PM PDT by
Soothesayer
(The United States of America Rest in Peace November 4 2008)
To: JDAM2007
Who can scar the least after 100 lashes.
Best enthusiasm when saying “Off with his head”.
29 posted on
05/06/2009 1:53:17 PM PDT by
A CA Guy
( God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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