[SERKIT]

Next we’ll hear about “human-caused” sunspots.

[Radagast the Fool]

Yep, it’s them rich, white American males, causin’ all them sunspots!!!
And, of course, it’s Bush’s Fault, too!!!!!!

[Ditto]

Next we’ll hear about “human-caused” sunspots.

...and he'll do it with a straight face too... ;~))