[rae4palin]

So that’s why my cat didn’t turn into a fossil after being hit by a car.

[GodGunsGuts]

I hope I’m not being too insensitive here, but your cat’s chances of being preserved as a fossil would have gone way up if she had been washed away by a global deluge after being hit by that car :o)

[count-your-change]

I feel your pain!!! Therefore I am, free of any charge to you, sending you my favorite cat. She is lovable and quite pregnant, both conditions come and go on a regular basis so you'll never be alone again.
I'll leave the naming of her to you and, yes, we know where you are so don't try to say you don't have room. Your room will do just fine! Thanks a million!