If his name was Fred Jones of Ottumwa, Iowa, nobody would care about this stuff...............
Heck! You're right. I took out a light pole on the freeway and had fire engines and police cars all over the place. I even got my ticket dismissed in court.
No one even cared enough to write it up in the papers... LOL...
Perhaps you can get a reality show.......................
The boy was moving fast;he didn’t have time to put his shoes
on! The NYPost has an extensive interview with the other woman. She had a famoue picture in the same paper after 9/11.