Will I be the first with:
“Obviously George Bush’s Fault”
???
And, I forgot:
“Women, children & Minorities affected the most”.
Nope: Not “George Bush’s Fault.” You can only use that line for a major earthquake.
It’s not your Fault that you don’t know geology. I guess you didn’t Miner in Geology at school.
However, you probably have a Magnetic personality so the magnetic pole shift will not hurt you.