Bush’s fault.
I mean... global warming evidence.
I mean... Someone needs to subsidize safe tectonic plate activity. Yes we can!
You forgot...
mmm-mmm-mmmmm.
It is manmade continental drift!
It says so in this article:
Anthropogenic Continental Drift: An Incoherent Truth
SNIP.... “said Hans Brinker, a spokesman for the International Panel on Continental Drift (IPCD). “The continents are adrift due to the ruthless capitalist exploitation of the environment for profit. Unless immediate steps are taken to halt all oil and mineral extraction, we can expect a massive surge in earthquakes and volcanos by next Tuesday.”
“Due to the wanton recklessness of these industrialized nations, life on earth faces both rising and falling seas as North America plows toward Asia,” explained IPCD-approved geophysicist Naseem Passapotapissalong of Indonesia. “What’s more, millions of polar bears will be subject to drowning as the continent drifts away from them.”
Lordy! The evidence is indisputable!
“This widening of the Atlantic is taking place at an astounding rate, according to indisputable IPCD scientific data. Today it costs almost a third again as much to fly an Air France jet from New York to Paris than it did in 1997, a clear indicator that the ocean has indeed increased in size in the past decade. Surface shipping rates have likewise increased dramatically.”
Read more about Mr Passapottopissalong”s research here!
http://thepeoplescube.com/red/viewtopic.php?t=1668
They should just attach Skyhooks to all the Magma Anchors!
LOL!