[The Comedian]

And don't walk toward it holding a Bible and quoting the 23rd Psalm, unless you're tired of living life as a cohesive set of molecules.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[sticker]

To be safe carry a boom box playing Slim Whitman

[John-Irish]

Absolutely not. And don’t go poking it with a stick. You should never poke things from outer space with a stick.