[I still care]

That’s not a story. THIS is a story.

“Woman Feeds Bear at Zoo, Loses Fingers”

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2010/03/06/national/main6272920.shtml

This happened in Wisconsin. Want to bet she’s an Obama voter?

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From the article (for those who didn’t guess): “A mayor’s office statement says alcohol played a factor.”