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I’m pretty sure if you put a slab of ice on a pot of boiling water the ice will never melt unless you put a running SUV in the same room.

[RipSawyer]

“I’m pretty sure if you put a slab of ice on a pot of boiling water the ice will never melt unless you put a running SUV in the same room.”
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That appears to be an accurate summation of global warming theory. Of course some say that a gathering of conservative Republicans would substitute for the SUV.