Let me just save these “journalists” some time. Next occasion you have for writing one of these hand-wringing boo-hoo stories about deportations of some illegal alien, just use the following template:
Poor
A) Pedro
B) Maria
C) Jose
D) Jesus Christo
is
A) working
B) babysitting her dozen helpless children
C) discovering a cure for cancer
when
A) thugs
B) goons
C)gestapo
D) roving hordes
from
A) the INS
B) government hit squads
show up at the
A) tiny but impeccable bungalow
B) business gates
C) lettuce patch
and haul away the terrified
A) mother of nine
B) hardworking man who was merely searching for a better life
amid
A) gasps of horror
B) howls of outrage
C) beatific calls for forgiveness for “they know not what they do”.