Posted on 06/21/2010 8:09:58 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
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Obama tells Kyl in private Oval Office meeting: I won’t secure border because...."
Sarah Palin take note.
Governor Brewer take note.
Border State Governors take note. Begin talks about establishing an IDF - Interstate Defense Force. Their mission is to take back the land that Obama has ceded to Mexico, and to secure the borders because Obama has now said that he will not do it.
All Washington politicians take not. Begin impeachment are removal from office proceedings NOW.
And of course, my new tag line regarding Obama’s response and concern about the Gulf disaster.
Morning/Afternoon, megaRushReadyForFullWeekdittos from Biggirl! PING!:)=^..^=
Happy Monday!
Love the new tagline. That information via several news sources/articles is all over Facebook - interestingly enough. I’m surprised at how many people have “shared” it.
"I fired off a speech
But the British kept a-spillin'
Twice as many barrels as there was a month ago
I fired off a speech
But the British kept a-spillin'
Up the Mississippi from the Gulf of Mexico. ..."
Thank God for the new media. It constantly validates the fossilization of the old media.
Is he back today? Can’t tell from his website.
Good morning!
**grumble, grumble** Would much rather be at home today. Weekends just are not long enough.
Yes. At least that’s what he said Thursday.
Sure hope is on today, these days you never know, I expect we are just spoiled and really need him to ‘educate’ us. BUT, we all must take some time off, and if you get married, you had better!
An Excellent Tag Line Indeed!
(=^..^=)
Obama has lots of time to sit around and play with his tar balls.
It’s not 5 bln a year for 20 years, it’s for 4 years. Your mind is wondering.
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